Ain’t No Spring Chicken
Customers think I’m fresh outta college or something. They will usually comment on my youngness when they complain about me asking for ID. “I’ve been banking here since before you were born!”
Yesterday a customer was saying something about 1984. I can’t remember what it was. Then he looks at me over his spectacles and says, “You probably weren’t even born then.” I glanced up at him in the same manner and said, “I’ll take that as a compliment.”


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